Grow them long, wear them proud, and for God's sake keep them waxed!

Well its September again and that can only mean one thing - its time to spend a month celebrating your manliness with a bunch of friends, a few strangers, lots of cops, Wilford Brimley and the rest of the mustache loving world.

Everybody is welcome to participate in Mustache Month and even to post comments. Both can be done without getting permission from me. If you want to post an article or be listed on the side under "Proud Participants & Fans" you'll need for me to add you.

WARNING: While growing a mustache will provide you with instant machismo and camaraderie with the 46 other guys with mustaches, its not without risks. The sudden apprearance of a mustache has been know to cause intense jealousy amongst "significant others" as they struggle to deal with the increased attention you'll receive as you strut proudly about with an impecably groomed upper lip accessory.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

You're in "Good" Company - The Mustache Roll Call

Well its been brought to my attention that there are potentially quite a few people participating in Mustache Month who have not signed up so they are not listed in the section to the right. In an attempt to get an informal count I'm making a list below.

The other thing that was mentioned is that because of the clever usernames, people don't know who each other are. I'll try to decode that and kind of tell you who everybody is in the process.

Post in the comments section if you have people to add, need to change a status, or need to correct something else.

MONTANA
Ryan A. (Ryan "The Stachist") - CHS '94, former proud RGI employee
Donny M (Mustachio) - CHS '94
Andy B. (White Trash Trailer 4 Life) - CHS '94
Cory C. (Cheppy '75) - CHS '94
Mickey (no username) - Friend of Cory
Clint B. (no username) - CHS '93
Chad B. (no username – CHS ‘94
Jerry A. (no username) – Father of “The Stachist”

WASHINGTON
Pete F. (Pete F.) - Friend/Neighbor
Tom O. (NotMe) - Proud RGI employee
Adam P. (Beard Face) - Proud RGI employee
Ross J. (Roscoe) - Proud RGI employee
Treavor R. (Treavor) - Proud RGI employee
Rich M. (no username) – Friend of Pete F.
Blake (no username) - Friend of Erika's roommate
Rueben (no username) - Friend's boyfriend

CALIFORNIA
Bernie F. (Pops) - Reigning Champ, Pete F's Dad
Rob F. (Rob) - Friend of Ryan's from college

OREGON
Matt B. (Lip Sweater) – CHS ’92, brother of Andy B.

NORTH CAROLINA
Ricky M. (Ricky M) – Cousin of Pete F.
? (Pea Gravel) – Friend of Ricky M.

FLORIDA
Derek D. (Eastern) – Cousin of “The Stachist”

MAYBE MUSTACHES BUT UNKNOWN
John D. (John) - Proud RGI employee
Bruce E. (beldredge) - former proud RGI employee
Brad K. (Brad) – Friend of Ryan A.
Luke L. (no username) – CHS ‘98
Anthony N. (no username) – Brother-in-law of Pete F.

4 comments:

White Trash Trailer 4 Life said...

Nice!

Why don't some of you CHS lads post a picture or two? I'm pretty sure a few of you couldn't grow a stach if you tried. Yeah, I'm talking to you Luke Larson and Clint Bogus. :-)

Anonymous said...

Hey Ryan,

You forgot Reuben (Darcy's boyfriend) in the Washington line-up.
You're all pretty hideous.

Michele (AKA, Peter F.'s wife)

Ryan "The Big Stachismo" said...

Hideously good looing, maybe.

Seriously though, I can appreciate how worried you must be to take your husband to your class reunion at the end of the month. With that mustache, he'll be like the prom king, all-star, most popular kid in class all wrapped into one.

Beard Face said...

mradam has decided to hide his real identity and go by the new handle of "Beard Face".