Grow them long, wear them proud, and for God's sake keep them waxed!

Well its September again and that can only mean one thing - its time to spend a month celebrating your manliness with a bunch of friends, a few strangers, lots of cops, Wilford Brimley and the rest of the mustache loving world.

Everybody is welcome to participate in Mustache Month and even to post comments. Both can be done without getting permission from me. If you want to post an article or be listed on the side under "Proud Participants & Fans" you'll need for me to add you.

WARNING: While growing a mustache will provide you with instant machismo and camaraderie with the 46 other guys with mustaches, its not without risks. The sudden apprearance of a mustache has been know to cause intense jealousy amongst "significant others" as they struggle to deal with the increased attention you'll receive as you strut proudly about with an impecably groomed upper lip accessory.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Stach-gate 2008!

From the CBS Breaking News Desk, this just in:

With all of today's distractions (such as the Banking industry bailout, the war in Iraq, and news of people on the East Coast actually being able to grow facial hair) today was the first day anyone noticed that there is not a single picture of Ryan sporting a mustache during Mustache Month 2008.

Anonymous sources close to "The Stachist" claim that he has in fact NOT yet grown a mustache this year and is holding out until 2 days before the final celebration. These same sources also believe that Ryan moved to po-dunk Montana primarily to escape his duties as Mustache Manager. A few local residents also claim to have witnessed Mr. Arthun yelling, "Mu-WaHaHaHa" while rubbing his hands against his hairless upper-lip.

Ryan could not be reached for comment. As this crisis continues, global markets continue to plunge.
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1 comment:

Ryan "The Big Stachismo" said...

I see your challenge and I intend to answer it...with all the authority my mustache can muster!

September 25, 2008 at 2:20 PM

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