As you can tell by a previous article, Ryan is getting boo-hoo-hoo tears in his fuzzstache (I can't in good faith call it a moustache) because I have not yet shaved my man-beard. I agreed that I would shave to stache if I caught a Pike. Yes, I flaked... but only because I came up with a better idea!!!
Introducing the Montana 5-Day Challenge. Starting next Monday, I will be attempting to shave my moustache into a different style each day for 5 days.
Ryan - "Don't do it Andy; it's too crazy. You'll get someone killed!"
Easy, Ryan, easy. I can do it and I will do it. I would challenge some of you Seattle boys to this challenge but we all know Seattle only has one moustache style - the "Double Soy Latte".
If you have the cajones, try to outdo me. I'm waiting until Monday to give people a chance to grow some facial hair first. (Sorry Ryan, you're screwed... maybe next year)
Grow them long, wear them proud, and for God's sake keep them waxed!
Well its September again and that can only mean one thing - its time to spend a month celebrating your manliness with a bunch of friends, a few strangers, lots of cops, Wilford Brimley and the rest of the mustache loving world.
Everybody is welcome to participate in Mustache Month and even to post comments. Both can be done without getting permission from me. If you want to post an article or be listed on the side under "Proud Participants & Fans" you'll need for me to add you.
WARNING: While growing a mustache will provide you with instant machismo and camaraderie with the 46 other guys with mustaches, its not without risks. The sudden apprearance of a mustache has been know to cause intense jealousy amongst "significant others" as they struggle to deal with the increased attention you'll receive as you strut proudly about with an impecably groomed upper lip accessory.
Everybody is welcome to participate in Mustache Month and even to post comments. Both can be done without getting permission from me. If you want to post an article or be listed on the side under "Proud Participants & Fans" you'll need for me to add you.
WARNING: While growing a mustache will provide you with instant machismo and camaraderie with the 46 other guys with mustaches, its not without risks. The sudden apprearance of a mustache has been know to cause intense jealousy amongst "significant others" as they struggle to deal with the increased attention you'll receive as you strut proudly about with an impecably groomed upper lip accessory.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
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3 comments:
YES...awesome challenge...I can't wait to see a photo with a different stache every day next week (you have to photo and post daily). My cajones have shrunk from too much coffee drinking. YOU DA MAN!!!!!
With Adam's obvious prowess in growing facial hair and a current beard, I'm just wondering if he is going to be man enough to step to Andy's challenge.
Let see it Adam. I demand a 5-day Mustache Challenge Off.
The gauntlet has been thrown down and I will gladly . . . watch somebody else take that challenge. I do look forward to the pics though.
I'm in this for the long run. My prize will be the look of utter disappointment and failure on the faces of you baby-faced fools on the night of the Mustachiabration.
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