Grow them long, wear them proud, and for God's sake keep them waxed!

Well its September again and that can only mean one thing - its time to spend a month celebrating your manliness with a bunch of friends, a few strangers, lots of cops, Wilford Brimley and the rest of the mustache loving world.

Everybody is welcome to participate in Mustache Month and even to post comments. Both can be done without getting permission from me. If you want to post an article or be listed on the side under "Proud Participants & Fans" you'll need for me to add you.

WARNING: While growing a mustache will provide you with instant machismo and camaraderie with the 46 other guys with mustaches, its not without risks. The sudden apprearance of a mustache has been know to cause intense jealousy amongst "significant others" as they struggle to deal with the increased attention you'll receive as you strut proudly about with an impecably groomed upper lip accessory.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Obituary - A Death in the Family


POSTED ON BEHALF OF MATT B. (aka "Lip Sweater" or Andy's brother)

July 1, 2008 - September 17, 2008


The Mattstache only graced the earth for a short time, but the days were filled with love and laughter, hope and joy. His days were spent warming my upper lip, crawling up my nose, and of course, attracting the hotties. He was well known among his friends for his fine collection of leftover food bits and sexual prowess.

The Mattstache is survived by a thinner, shorter, and more professional version of itself. May god rest its rich, full bodied soul.

My manager told me my stache was "unprofessional" and that I needed to take care of it so I had to severely trim it. It was thick and full bodied, much like most of andy's old girlfriends.
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2 comments:

Ryan "The Big Stachismo" said...

Mustachism, in any form, is just plain ugly.

September 23, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Anonymous said...

If having a man-nurse with a huge molester stach wipe by butt is wrong, I don't want to be right.

September 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

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