Let it be know that Andy is welching or at least delinquent on a deal he made with a selfless fish that just wanted to see him in a mustache.
While visiting Missoula last Sunday, Andy remarked on his way out to the Clark Fork River, "If I catch my first pike today, I'll shave to a mustache tonight." Somehow hearing about the deal and desperately wanting to see Andy in a mustache, the "Tiny Tim" of Northern Pikes willingly clamped onto Andy's hook within 15 minutes of his arrival at the river.
To this date, no photo of Andy with a newly styled mustache has surfaced. Suspicions are that Andy is stalling due to concerns over being the only mustache at his office. For shame, Andy. For shame. You don't see Tiny Tim whining about being the only pike in Donny's freezer, do you?
Rumor is that Tiny Tim's brethren have promised that if Andy comes anywhere near the Clark Fork River with less than a sweet mustache, they intend to use their razor-like teeth to rectify the situation.
While visiting Missoula last Sunday, Andy remarked on his way out to the Clark Fork River, "If I catch my first pike today, I'll shave to a mustache tonight." Somehow hearing about the deal and desperately wanting to see Andy in a mustache, the "Tiny Tim" of Northern Pikes willingly clamped onto Andy's hook within 15 minutes of his arrival at the river.
To this date, no photo of Andy with a newly styled mustache has surfaced. Suspicions are that Andy is stalling due to concerns over being the only mustache at his office. For shame, Andy. For shame. You don't see Tiny Tim whining about being the only pike in Donny's freezer, do you?
Rumor is that Tiny Tim's brethren have promised that if Andy comes anywhere near the Clark Fork River with less than a sweet mustache, they intend to use their razor-like teeth to rectify the situation.
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See....you just can't trust a guy with a beard. SET THE STACHE FREE!!!
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