Johnny D: Missing in Action

It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that one of our own has gone missing in action. John, the co-founder of Mustache month, who many consider the godfather of machismo, hasn’t appeared with a mustache in nearly two years. It’s unknown what happened to John. Proud participant, Thomadeus, recalls the godfather. “John? Yea, I remember John. He showed up in a gumball yellow Ferrari at the 2006 closing ceremonies. Boy, he was one cool furry lip dude”.

John was an inspiration to many, including myself. I’ll always remember him with a beautiful, thick, magnificent mustache, aviator glasses and a masculine presence. It was like Tom Selleck, Top Gun and Dirty Harry rolled into one. He’s what inspired me to become the manliest man I can be.

Since John has officially been classified as “Missing in Action” I naturally contacted Chuck Norris to help bring him back. When Chuck learned of John’s disappearance, he cried “No mustache brother will be left behind!” Chuck has enlisted the help of his crime fighting dog to help bring back John. Godspeed, Chuck and dog, Godspeed!