Mustache Month '08: Because It Takes Balls to Grow a Sweet Mustache: It's hard not to feel like an underachiever when this is your genetics.

Grow them long, wear them proud, and for God's sake keep them waxed!

Well its September again and that can only mean one thing - its time to spend a month celebrating your manliness with a bunch of friends, a few strangers, lots of cops, Wilford Brimley and the rest of the mustache loving world.

Everybody is welcome to participate in Mustache Month and even to post comments. Both can be done without getting permission from me. If you want to post an article or be listed on the side under "Proud Participants & Fans" you'll need for me to add you.

WARNING: While growing a mustache will provide you with instant machismo and camaraderie with the 46 other guys with mustaches, its not without risks. The sudden apprearance of a mustache has been know to cause intense jealousy amongst "significant others" as they struggle to deal with the increased attention you'll receive as you strut proudly about with an impecably groomed upper lip accessory.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

It's hard not to feel like an underachiever when this is your genetics.

I'm not going to lie, it has taken me a while to come to terms with the fact that I may never have a mustache as glorious as either of these worn by my father. Easier to come to terms with is the fact that I will never wear a plaid tie and red jacket.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: Why is it that my dad looks way better than my brother with a mustache?; October 3, 2008 at 9:11 AM
White Trash Trailer 4 Life said...: Upon looking at these pictures I notice not one, but TWO things you're underachieving at:

1. Mustache
2. Work ethic; October 6, 2008 at 9:06 AM